Words fail even the best of poets, let alone hackers like myself.
Then, when you least expect it, inspiration arrives! I’ll admit I did not expect it to come from the Utah State Office of Rehabilitation (“USOR”). (And, yes, it’s pronounced, “you-sore”; how appropriate!)
I received this from USOR today. Pure poetry!
The guv’mint sayz I ain’t disabilified no more! Yee-haw! Get me my wheelchair, honey, we’s goin’ out on th’ town.
’nuff said, eh?
broccoli4breakfast (musings of a part-time mystic) 
ridiculous
What do they know! I say keep on tryin’ soul sister. Get up in their face with your wheelchair and SHOW them what you’re talking about.